Christians are gearing up for the Christmas War. Onward Christians Soldiers! They're gathering arms to fight the unholy 'Winter Holiday' and 'Happy Holiday' heathens. With what weapons you ask?
Well, other than their ongoing whining about their personal savior, you can now cower in fear of their magnetic "bumpstickers" and lapel buttons!
Take that secular America!
Just check out WND's online store for your personal "Christmas-defense kit." What you'll find are three choices of bumper stickers:
"This is America! And I'm going to say it: 'Merry Christmas!'"
"It is STILL a wonderful life – Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas! An American Tradition"
They're all magnetized for seasonal use. Buy them separately or all together. Use them this year, next year and for many years to come. (WorldNetDaily.com)
or
Here is a Christmas Plan They Can't Ban!
It is time to take a stand. Sponsor your church in
Project Merry Christmas.
It's hard to believe that there are companies which ban "Merry Christmas" and replace it with "Holiday Greetings" because, they say, they don't want to offend anyone.
It's time Christians take a stand and proclaim to our communities that Christmas is not just a winter holiday focused on materialism, but a "holy day" when we celebrate the birth of our Savior by reveling in unhinged materialism and self-righteousness! Let's go to the mall! The Christmas signs will light the way! Yay Presents! (red text added for clarification. you're welcome. a-[e]).
This year you can remind your community of the true meaning of Christmas by taking a vital leadership role in AFA’s "Project Merry Christmas."(American Family Association)
Is there something odd about these two groups selling Christmas spirit and Christian sentiment? Wouldn't it be more effective to get their dupes to express themselves? Oh wait. There's no money to made off of that!
If you're wonder who buys all of this persecuted Christian Christmas nonsense, here's an example:
1. Donna on 10/17/2007, said:
I agree with Harold! We need Christmas Back for Christ . I get so tired of our Christian ways offending some people, I dont like all the satanic Things out their Like Halloween!! , But thats ok ,to offend us that don't celebrate it. We have to put up with their stuff. And pray and go on Well, its time, IF they don't believe in Jesus Christ, than they can do the same !!! And WE Will Celebrate OUR Holidays TOO!!! like CHRISTMAS!!! FOR CHRIST!!!!! (Source)
Donna is right! I'm particularly glad the children could read that. Not only does it express a religious intensity rarely heard in this day and age, but it's also in authentic Christian gibberish!
I think maybe the non-Christian and faithless among us need some bumper stickers to counteract their overbearing, pervasive Christmas foolishness.
- "This is America! And I don't have to celebrate your savior's birth!"
- "It is STILL a wonderful life -- Except for Jesus. He's STILL dead.
- "Merry Christmas! Whether you like it or not, heathen!
- "Jesus: Dead roughly 2000 years and STILL a pain in the ass!"
- "Christmas: The spendiest time of the year!"
- "Christmas! Tell them you love them this many dollars' worth!"
- "Buy your way into heaven this year with CHRISTMAS."
- "Chri$tmas loves you!"
- "The reason for the season: Corporate America's Bottom Line."
- Christmas: Max out your credit cards for Christ!
- What Would Jesus Spend?
Further suggestions?
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