Outdoor smoking bans are bullshit, that's what.
Read that again in case you missed it. I said outdoor smoking bans.1
The policy went into effect on this campus with the beginning of the current semester. The fucktards in charge have graciously allowed us a handful of designated outdoor smoking areas, though we can kiss those goodbye in a year. Why? Because in two thousand and fucking ten, there will be no smoking anywhere on UNM's campus.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Who bans outdoor smoking? What's being accomplished other than letting a bunch of whiny do-gooder types feel better about themselves? Fuck them! And fuck you too to all those idiots pretending to be allergic to smoke. No you're not. You just don't like it. There's a fucking difference between disliking something and being allergic, assholes. Quite pretending. I don't like your goddamn patchouli stink, you filthy hippie fucks. I'm not allergic to it. I just hate it. Get it? Do you see me trying to ban it?2
Oh, and fuck your second hand smoke-induced asthma, too. You know, maybe if you smoked more you wouldn't have such weak, pathetic lungs. I bet pot smoke doesn't hurt your precious lungs.
We need some kind of cap-and-trade program here on campus. I see plenty of idiots driving around their poorly maintained vehicles on campus. I, on the other hand, walk. How about any one that doesn't use fossil fuels to get to campus is allowed to smoke? Makes sense to me. My walking and smoking is probably still way fucking less pollution and carcinogens entering the atmosphere compared to the non-smoking douchebags driving around campus. Oh, and people that take bus get to smoke half the cigarettes that smoking non-drivers do since their pubic ride pollutes, but not as much as car drivers. Sounds like a good plan to me.3
I hope you all get cancer and die.
1. Actually, they've banned the use of all tobacco products. That means, dipping and leaf-chewing rednecks, pipe smoking affectatious losers and old men, and cigar smoking jerks are fucked too.
2. You can replace patchouli with any other sort of repellant applied odors people wear. Or crocs or any other annoying shit I don't like. Yeah, I hate what you like and hate you for liking it. It doesn't mean I'm going to try to get it banned.
3. I have no idea what the relative pollutant output rate of any of these things is. But fuck you anyway.