Door to door Jesus salesmen came by today. They were the Mormon variety. I told them to get lost. Actually, I politely but firmly told them I wasn't interested. I thought about just saying "Fuck off." I'm not sure why I didn't.

Then they asked if there was anything they could do for me. What's wrong with these people? I told them not to come back and shut the door. One of them said something loud as I closed the door, but I didn't catch it. I assume he was trying to incite a response so they could engage me in some inane argument.

There's no point trying to argue with these jerks when you meet them. That's just an invitation for them to recite their nonsense.

More Moron-inspired fun:

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - A Utah Senate committee has approved a bill that would hide the preparation of alcoholic drinks behind 10-foot-high walls in restaurants and make it illegal to appear drunk.

I just don't understand what compels these people to think and act like they do.